my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Randomize
