I think scott just propositioned me for sex
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Randomize