I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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