Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
