Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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