Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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