The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
He has the fingertips of a God
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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