Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
My penis needs a shock collar
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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