Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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