So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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