The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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