You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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