so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
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I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
tell me about the fingering
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