yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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