Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Randomize
