he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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