Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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