Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
she peed on how many people?
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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