I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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