I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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