Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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