Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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