I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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