i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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