He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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