Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
