You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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