are you still at the devil's house?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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