Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize