Christians are straight up FREAKS
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
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