kristin has been a bad kristin
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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