You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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