Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
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