How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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