Rock
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Fuck
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
My feet surprised me
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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