Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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