I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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