His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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