Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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