ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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