And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I just want to make out with him forever
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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