I hope mine doesn't look like that
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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