Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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