windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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