his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
I just found puke in my bra..
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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