Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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