What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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