big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
only if we run a train.
done.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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