I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
Randomize
