you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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