i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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