i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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