Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
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