Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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