i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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