You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
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