The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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